Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels

Was I really the only one who had managed to capture the undeniable and appalling story of what happened?

Hi. Here I am, restless and undecided to maintain my BMI, I had not eaten anything except a handful of crackers the whole day. Hunger gnawed at me like a incessant bug but I ignored it. Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels. I scratched my ear in frustration and flipped open my pink Vaio laptop. The appropriately gaunt face reflected on the screen's dark surface brought a smile of satisfaction. With my new hairstyle and pearly hazel contact lenses,



Whoever said revenge was a dish best served cold obviously did not know what he was talking ahout.